[BenLurkin]

[smvoice]

Thank you! I’m all stressed out at this frickin’ SCOTUS Circus that McConnell the Ring Master seems to be going along with. I saw your thread, knew a great picture would be posted that would make me LMAO and here you are! I really needed this:)

[DEPcom]

lol I was just thinking that

[SPDSHDW]

I read the title, and was going to post that same pic, but you beat me to it.

[UCANSEE2]

“That said, the asteroid is certainly rushing to see us this Thursday..., traveling at a velocity of about 17,200 mph (27,720 km/h, or 7.7 km/second) relative to Earth, the Jet Propulsion Laboratory reported. “

More likely is that the asteroid is sitting still and Earth is headed towards it at 17,200mph.

[JohnBrowdie]

trump’s fault

[Bullish]

I hope it honks on the way by... That’d be cool.

[Veto!]

May it land on Biden.

[hercuroc]

Might be Joe on the No Malarkey Tour.

[KarlInOhio]

Biden will take cover in his basement while President Trump will flout this interplanetary menace.

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[DoodleBob]

At 10m long, even if it hit us we would be fine.

[Professional]

I think asteroids should replace the word hemorrhoids.

[smokingfrog]

[clintonh8r]

Will it be towing one of those crappy little Suzukis?

Look for the Good Sam sticker!

[LouieFisk]

“RV-size asteroid to get closer to Earth than the moon”
—
Someone needs to work on writing clearer headlines.

[BiteYourSelf]

Star trucking across the universe.😁

[JimRed]

How much closer than 240K miles?

[right way right]

Last time this happened I just wasn’t standing in the right spot to catch it.

I need to know where to stand with my mit.