Posted on 09/22/2020 1:27:25 PM PDT by simpson96
While Mrs. Obama was the First Lady, I had to think of everything and consider each possible scenario. I knew her bag had to be differentbecause as the United States of Americas first Black First Lady, part of my job was to help her deal with the nations baggage around the notion of what she and her family were supposed to represent. So I filled it with 3 different kinds of lotion: A lighter one for her feet, so that they wouldnt slip and slide in her heels, a thicker one for her body, and an ultra-thick one for those ankles, knees and elbows, all in an attempt to prevent any possible ashiness. There would be no lack of moisture on my watch. I also carried hair spray for the flyaways and an edge brush, just in case, for smoothing down fine hair near the temples or around the hairline. (This was probably the first time that a First Lady ever had to be concerned about laying edges.)
Of course, there was also a pair of flats.(snip) Imagine the pain of walking in heels for extended periods of time, and then multiply that by 100.
My bag also included straws because we know the value of a good lip, and a lint roller. I added bra clips and double stick tape to avoid any attire mishaps,(snip)
To this day, even assisting Mrs. Obama post-White House, Im still equipped with a first aid kit, stain removers, deodorant, a sponge to remove deodorant, oil blotting sheets, cough drops, and extra earring backs.
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no hot sauce?
notice how the Queen's dress is not flying around... it has weights in the hem to prevent same
ack!!! Chynna looks like Eddie Murphy. This is funny.
I don’t like or trust Michelle Obama, but I have to ask,
was this necessary? Why does someone feel compelled to reveal itty bitty details about lotions? Big Whoop! How petty.
Michelle Obama’s bag lady. lol
Alternate title: I was Michelle Obamas penis wrangler.
In many ways, it’s like African tribal chieftains.
There is no concept of relinquishing power to the people. It’s all about who has the biggest razor back and the Queen decides who is going to be eaten.
How bout roll of duct tape for that enormous yap of hers>
Pathetic and disgusting details of a loser if there ever was one.
“All of this over A flag?” - the Wookie
5.56mm
TMI!
And of course somehow meant to deflwct with misinformation of some type!
Good God, I just threw up a little in my mouth thinking about the Moose and the following things in the same sentence:foot lotion, bra clips, stain remover, deoderant, oil blotting sheets. Damn, I can’t get the mental images and smells out of my head.
Glad to be reminded that a our fundamentally Racist Nation Elected a Semi Black Dude with a real Black Wife.
In fact, Obama got the most Votes of any POTUS ever.
How did that ever happen?
Jerry curl activator?
I am wondering about a ‘spare wig”.
So glad we have a REAL First Lady who knows how to carry herself in heels with absolute grace and poise....and not walk like she’s “plowing a field”.
I was thinking “Let’s Make A Deal.” At the end of the show, Monty would pay money for trinkets that everyone has but for some reason, the studio audience forgot to bring.
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