[shadeaud]

I was ALWAYS taught by all my relatives on the job that you drag the body at least onto the porch, but better move the dead meat inside the house. Here in Texas, that move isn’t really all that mandatory

[Diana in Wisconsin]

“...but better move the dead meat inside the house.”

H#ll no, you don’t! I just washed the kitchen floor!! ;)

[old curmudgeon]

Dumb...no stupid advice.

Detectives can figure that out every time and the discovery ruins your self defense claims.