Posted on 09/18/2020 6:34:31 AM PDT by Colonial35
Three scotswomen are walking home at night (they are neighbors) and find a scotsman passed out partially under a wagon. His upper body is under the wagon and they can’t see who he is; however, they would like to help him get home. The first woman looks under his kilt and says, “It’s not my husband”. The second woman looks under his kilt and says, It’s not my husband”. The third woman looks under his kilt and says, “Why he’s not even from our village!”
Don’t mean to criticize. Most of these jokes are good. I alwaus liked that one, too, which is why I like to see it gotten right.
i was trying to top Dangerfield’s “My high school was so rough” bit. Here’s what I got:
My high school was so rough, the football team came in second in the state for sacks. The cheerleading team came in first.
Priceless.
I’m going to PUNish a friend with that list...
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