Archaeologists Unearth 13 Fully-Sealed Ancient Egyptian Coffins In Saqqara Necropolis Dating Back 2,500 Years

StationGossip ^ | September 2020 | unattributed

[Redcitizen]

Ash: Look, maybe I didn’t say every single little tiny syllable, no. But basically I said them, yeah.”

[left that other site]

you left out Jimmy Hoffa! :-)

[brooklin]

Whatta you bet, covid was what killed them...

[SunkenCiv]

One of our fellow FReepers (who shall remain nameless, and not just because I can't remember her name) not only climbed The Great Pyramid, she slept up there, and in the morning was filmed by the In Search Of crew.

[SunkenCiv]

Eitehr COVID, colonialism, or white privilege.

[rlmorel]

Hahaha...that’s great. Sleeping up there, too...:)

[PLMerite]

"The Brendan Frasier one was great."

Yes, but not just for him:

[rlbedfor]

Me like woman.

[SunkenCiv]

My pleasure.

[SunkenCiv]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/3613749/posts?page=4#4

[angmo]

Excellent!

[SteveH]

i know what this is!

the guy on the right is sleepy joe in his basement, just taking a short rest from the campaign trail. on the left is an ancient egyptian democrat voter mummy.

or, is it the other way around?

anyway, sleepy joe and his mummy.

actually, someone could write a catchy “wrap” song about this...

[SteveH]

however, no one ever listens to an old giza like me...

[SteveH]

and one more thing, i think it is inherently sexist to call ancient egyptian pictographic characters “her-o-glyphs”— that is very unfair to men! how about decline-to-state-o-glyphs? or non-binary-o-glyphs? sheesh!

[SteveH]

if the mummy is a coffin, then the covid19 danger might lurk there... often!

[SteveH]

i have a mummy. i would collect mummies, but then someone would accuse me of trying to start a pyramid scheme with them all. ok, give me a lighta for my cigar-a. and ouch, i forgot to mention that my ankh-le is hurting again...

[SteveH]

and make that cigar-a a saqqara!

[SteveH]

i ain’t scarab of no mummy!

[SunkenCiv]

[SunkenCiv]

Heh, see #39.