Heck, the thing thats going to affect all the fun stuff is masks and isolation and no office or social life. So maybe Mars was planning this when it went retrograde on us!
At least the criminals have lived long enough to developed coping mechanisms, and the ability to understand why they are isolated.
A young child? Not so much. They sit alone wondering why they are being punished by the whole world. The internalized sense of free floating guilt (for nothing!) and diminished sense of self-worth will haunt many for the rest of their lives.
We flattened the curve, but the left wasn't satisfied.
We've flattened our children, and they still aren't satisfied.