[Melian]

And I will not mention the time I was broadsided by a car while riding a scooter and flew to the center of the busy intersection, having felt nothing, and sat up with just a couple of scratches. Onlookers in all four lanes were traumatized, however, because my artificial leg had been snapped in half and the severed lower extremity had flown to a gutter across the street before their very eyes.

[bitt]

my artificial leg had been snapped in half and the severed lower extremity had flown to a gutter across the street before their very eyes.
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they would def be stunned!!!!

stay safe, Mel!

[TangoLimaSierra]

...my artificial leg had been snapped in half and the severed lower extremity had flown to a gutter across the street before their very eyes.

Now, that's cool.

[bagster]

Now we know a little bit more about Melian the Maia.

I heart you, Maia.

#Nohomo

[Bob Ireland]

***my artificial leg had been snapped in half and the severed lower extremity had flown to a gutter across the street***

Yikes! Remind me not to mess with you! :)

[grey_whiskers]

Yikes! Glad you're still with us, Melian.

Sorry, I just can't resist.

Did you have to go to a ...body shop?

/runs for exit, ducking for cover>