These Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez-Approved Makeup Sponges Are So Popular, 36 Sell Every Minute

In Style via MSN ^ | 8/31/20 | Eva Thomas

[Libloather]

Tips can be influenced by how good the bartender looks.

[Bullish]

A sponge selling sponges?

[SmokingJoe]

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is known for many things, like her exceptional wit, her impassioned tweets, her signature red lip, and her always flawless skin -

Except she has no wit (let alone an exceptional one), nor a flawless skin.
She does have rather large donkey teeth though.

[RoosterRedux]

Good for her.

But she's not just an exceptional wit, as the article says, she also an out-of-the-box thinker.

She established her reputation for originality in thought when she reminded us that landing a spaceship on the sun is not impossible. It just has to be done at night.

[Salamander]

I’d rather have a flawed face than an evil soul.

/skin deep

[Salamander]

I think they forget the “T” in “wit”.

[Does so]

“Bold”. Just not bright...

[Jaysin]

She has a respectable rack that would probably catch my eyes attention if i walked by

but she’s otherwise fairly hideous

[HighSierra5]

If I only had a sponge 🎶

[21twelve]

Too bad her mom wasn’t using one of these sponges at the time.
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Wait. Not that kind of sponge?

[Salvey]

She does have rather large donkey teeth though.>

And a rather repulsive gummy "smile."

[redshawk]

Are you Sponge Worthy?
Elaine. ....
https://youtu.be/gfDyOyrY-zM

[dp0622]

Lol

[rickmichaels]

[where's_the_Outrage?]

Since I know most Freepers are just dying to get some, you can order on Amazon:

https://www.amazon.com/Real-Techniques-Miracle-Complexion-Packaging/dp/B075S4K5R8/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&linkCode=ll1&tag=isbeualexandriaocasiocortezmakeupspongeethomas0820-20&linkId=04088940b63fb8992915f28a97150507&language=en_US

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[EvilCapitalist]

Yup. Like the donkey from Shrek.

[BTerclinger]

Here's AOC beauty sponge, impregnated with a special secret mixture of urine and STDs, collected at antifa-hosted hostels for illegal immigrants and Cuomo's China-virus released convicts.

[BTerclinger]

WINNAH AND CHAMPEEN!

[McGruff]

her exceptional wit

I think they meant twit.

[proud American in Canada]

Did she actually say that??? Wow, what stupidity.