Posted on 08/29/2020 6:55:18 AM PDT by Rebelbase
A Florida woman who fumed about her father’s farts has been arrested for allegedly battering him because of his relentless flatulence in their shared home, according to a report.
Nicole Dozois, 40, who lives with her 59-year-old dad in Largo, a city in the Tampa Bay area, raised a stink about his noxious emissions about 2 a.m. Sunday, The Smoking Gun reported.
She then allegedly punched him in the face “numerous times,” according to the outlet, which cited a police report.
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I said pull my finger not pulverize my face.
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Hilarious!
You'd think she would be doing that anyway.
I think beer, beans, and anything leads to superior flatulence.
At least when Mr. Kitty consumes them. ;-)
She’s 40 and her dad is 59. And, a pregnancy takes 9 months. Sounds like she was a prom night special.
It sounds like you were doing a lot of “putting”!
It’s so refreshing (okay, maybe not the best choice of words :D) to read something that’s not Covid, race, or election.
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