Four guys are driving across country together: one from
Idaho, one from Nebraska, one from Florida, and one from New York.
A short way down the road, the man from Idaho starts to pull
potatoes from his bag and throws them out the window.
The man from Iowa turns to him and asks, “What the heck are
you doing?”
The man from Idaho says, “We have so many of these things in
Idaho they’re lying around on the ground. I’m sick of
looking at them!”
A few miles down the road, the man from Nebraska begins
pulling ears of corn from his bag and throwing them out the window.
The man from Florida asks, “What are you doing that for?”
The Nebraskan replies, “We have so many of these things in
Nebraska, I’m sick of looking at them!”
Inspired by the others, the man from Florida opens the car
door and pushes the New Yorker out.
Saw a middle-eastern friend shaking a carpet
on 6th floor balcony.
I called out “whats up Ahmed,
won’t it start?”
I woke up in the hospital with the Doctor next to me.
I said “Doc, how am I doing?”
He said “Mercury is rising in Uranus.”
I said “Doc, I’m not into that astrology stuff.”
He said “Me, neither. While you were asleep, I tried to take your temperature and my rectal thermometer broke.”