Only you would find and post a story like this bro. smh and Lol
Well, it reminded me of a incident that happened when I was in the Marines, around 45 years ago:
There was a Marine in my unit, named ‘Pat’, that was an impeccable dresser, both in uniform and in civvies. You might say he was a ‘Preppy’ before being Preppy was popular. He prided himself on his clothing and was not averse to criticizing others for theirs.
One day, he was doing some office duty that required him to wear the UD office uniform instead of the Utility uniform we normally wear for work. Part of this uniform is a head cover called oficially a ‘Garrison Cap’ but Marine slang calls a ‘pisscutter’.
When not worn while indoors, unless armed, the cap is usually tucked under the belt and lays flat until needed to be used again.
Well, apparently Pat had consumed some bad chow at some point and had a bad case of diarrhea that morning. So off to the ‘head’ he went at a rather quick pace.
A little while later we heard a scream followed by a string of cuss words that would make a sailor blush!
We all rushed into the head to see what had happened and there was Pat fishing his pisscutter out of the toilet where it had fallen when he undid his belt and had crapped all over it!.......................