[ROCKLOBSTER]

'Scotch' is insuslting to a true Scotsman.

What about the tape and skuffy pads?

Are you saying that 3M is "Scotophobic"?

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

3M = Minnesota Mining and Manufacturing
Minnesota - Swedes and Norwegians
Ain’t a Scot among them.
Nor can they claim any kind of whisky.
Aquavit?
Spit!
Star anise soaked in Everclear.