Excuse me, sir, are you casting aspersions upon my past??? OTOH, Lori darlin' did have a fabulous wardrobe.
OK, I accept your premise, but refuse Pea Eye!
She set up a school house and got a rich cattleman (real historical figure, forget the name right off) to pay for it. Then she taught all the children in the surrounding area.
And Pea Eye was an excellent husband for her too. As you can imagine, she ran him like a jockey rides a horse. They pumped out a batch of kids.
You can read all about it.