Well, let’s look at the differences between you and Sundance.
As I’ve said, I have read little of either of you. But to my instincts, while Sundance may write in a way that’s rather melodramatic and self-important (while inserting at least a bit of somewhat convincing self-effacement) he does attempt to express a certain level of patriotic American idealism.
You are certainly not ‘melodramatic’ - but I’ve never read anything that resembled ‘patriotic idealism’ from you.
You do score much higher points when it comes to the self-importance and snark values...
Then you are a very poor student of Bagsterism.
Crack them books, woman. There's a whole library of my brilliance just waiting for you.
D-
p.s. Why would I want to be like Sundance?
I want to be Kurt Schlicter when I grow up.