[Jamestown1630]

I used to take the DC Metro down to K street to go to work.

For a long time, there was a young woman who would treat the entire train car to the spectacle of her makeup routine, from foundation to the last flick of mascara.

It was like a train-wreck - you didn’t want to watch, but couldn’t take your eyes away. I kept wondering if eventually she would raise her arms, expose her pits, and apply deodorant, for our further benefit.

I kept wondering why, if she didn’t have time to do all of this before she left home, she didn’t get her lazy butt out of bed earlier.

[ealgeone]

Was on a flight one time to AZ. A young lady went to one of the bathrooms. She was in there most of the flight.

When she came out she had washed her hair and I think bathed as best one can.

I admit she did smell good and looked pretty good.

Boyfriend was waiting on her at the airport.