You also have to buy the right eggplant. There are “males” and “females”, and you want ‘dots (male), not slots (female)’. The so-called ‘females’ have lots more seeds, and are more bitter.
https://aliceswintersong.com/2008/07/10/choosing-the-best-eggplant-boy-or-girl/
https://food-recipes4u2oku.blogspot.com/2018/01/eggplant-escabeche-second-best-way-to.html
I never knew that but I think I must very often pick males, quite by accident.
It is also a slang word for persons of African heritage, sometimes shortened to moolie. You can hear it used by the pizza shop guys in Spike Lees film, Do the Right Thing.)