[Red Badger]

They can't handle their liquor.................

[Red Badger]

EMUS CAN READ?...............

[SoCal Pubbie]

Not the LiMu Emu I guess.

[katana]

Modern day dinosaurs just being dinosaurs. What else would they expect?

[Disambiguator]

Turn them into ointment.

https://www.blue-emu.com/

[alloysteel]

Haven’t they been following the Liberty Mutual ad series, with LiMu Emu?

Everybody knows that emus behave badly, especially in structured environments. They are more of a free-range type of creature.

[Bob434]

that’s racist- profiling- something-

[antidemoncrat]

“A pub in the Australian outback has banned a pair of beloved local emus from the establishment for improper acts, including stealing food and defecating on the floor.”

They sound better behaved than the “peaceful protesters” we put up with is this country.

[liberalh8ter]

I’m thinking Yaraka might be a good place to live.

[GreenLanternCorps]

The pub owners have forgotten that humans only live in Australia because the Emus let them...

https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/in-1932-australia-declared-war-on-emus-and-lost