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This is good satire; unfortunately, the story is too obviously fake because the chance to shoot at commies, even if it’s only tear gas, is worth much more than a mere $5.00!

Seattle Police spokesman, " Yes folks for only $5 you get to throw a tear gas canister at commie antifa scum. You say how can they afford to do that at such a low price? The answer is simple, VOLUME, VOLUME, VOLUME! Act now and get a case of 24 for only $75, that's almost half price! Send to commies home to their mommies today!"

8 posted on 07/28/2020 3:56:00 PM PDT by Covenantor (We are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern. " Chesterton)

Ehh...got carried away there....Seattle, Portland, what’s the diff.

9 posted on 07/28/2020 3:57:35 PM PDT by Covenantor (We are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern. " Chesterton)