This is good satire; unfortunately, the story is too obviously fake because the chance to shoot at commies, even if it’s only tear gas, is worth much more than a mere $5.00!
Seattle Police spokesman, " Yes folks for only $5 you get to throw a tear gas canister at commie antifa scum. You say how can they afford to do that at such a low price? The answer is simple, VOLUME, VOLUME, VOLUME! Act now and get a case of 24 for only $75, that's almost half price! Send to commies home to their mommies today!"