A LEO once told my wife that it really helps them that most perps are stupid.
Yep.
My cousin's husband thought that a 13 year old was hot for his 40 year old flabby pasty body so he drove across three states to meet her.
Apparently he never heard that on the Internet the men are men, the women are men and the little girls are FBI agents.
The first she knew about it was when he called her to ask for her to come and bail him out.
Thankfully she retained some common sense and called a different kind of lawyer instead.