I have long thought that as the Seventh Day was approaching, God farmed out certain tasks to various angels in order to meet the deadline.
They needed a road crossing algorithm written for the Squirrel Logic, and since resources were low, God reluctantly gave the task to an angel named Edgar who had failed on every assignment he had been given.
Well, he didn’t make the deadline and they had to install the program in the state it was in.
God wasn’t happy when the first squirrel tried to cross in front of an oxcart, got all the way safely to the other side, then turned around and ran directly in front of the cart to be crushed under the wheel.
They have never had time to go back and fix that program, and things only got worse when automobiles appeared.
That’s very imaginative. I can see the story being told in Claymation formed characters. A Burl Ives type baritone narrates the tale. Steven Speilberg directs.
Light Bluegrass music with acoustic guitars helps to carry the theme.
LOL