Now I know where irony goes to die.
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
2 posted on
07/05/2020 9:55:40 AM PDT by
granite
(The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left.Ecclesiastes 10:2)
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
Ghislaine Maxwell says Jeffrey Epstein’s last words were “I can’t breathe!”
3 posted on
07/05/2020 9:56:07 AM PDT by
2harddrive
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets
Lodged a complaint with the Boxborough PoliceDid they laugh their asses off at your silly complaint?
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
Obviously the work of some right winger who lives nearby.
Probably someone who hangs out on one of those right wing websites...
5 posted on
07/05/2020 9:57:47 AM PDT by
OKSooner
(Don't buy from China. Don't buy from Microsoft. Don't do Facebook. Tweet only enough to get banned.)
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
6 posted on
07/05/2020 9:58:41 AM PDT by
freedumb2003
("DonÂ’t mistake activity for achievement." - John Wooden)
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
If only the homeowner lived in Southington, CT, where Silly String was made illegal.
7 posted on
07/05/2020 10:00:35 AM PDT by
Dr. Sivana
(There is no salvation in politics)
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
Once it escapes from the pastures of objective correlative it dies in the dark.
9 posted on
07/05/2020 10:11:36 AM PDT by
BEJ
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
So, how long until they figure out they did it themselves?
10 posted on
07/05/2020 10:19:57 AM PDT by
Trillian
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
O the huge manatee!!!!
This is BEYOND hugh and series!!
But seriesly, what replies did this Jussie recieve? Please update with any entertainment.
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
I think I would have pixeled out the license plate number...
13 posted on
07/05/2020 10:26:14 AM PDT by
gattaca
("Government's first duty is to protect the people, not run their lives." Ronald Reagan)
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
It may have been the “Patriots” license plate...
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
Be on the lookout for silly string bandits- they are armed and well, just plain silly-
shelter inplace- wear a mask- because the silly string bandits might be in the area=- menacin, marauding, and just generally tickling people’s funny bones-
Don’t go outside=- you might be subjected to horrible views of silly string everywhere- and mentally scarred for life-
Judge “That will be 7 years in prison for being silly. Maybe next time you’ll think twice before deciding to be silly, huh?”
15 posted on
07/05/2020 10:30:44 AM PDT by
Bob434
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
Was it sprayed into the shape of a silly noose?
18 posted on
07/05/2020 12:01:09 PM PDT by
Dr.Deth
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
If you study the picture closely for several minutes you can see what appears to be a noose.
HATE CRIME!!!
19 posted on
07/05/2020 12:03:47 PM PDT by
Do_Tar
(To my NSA handler: I have an alibi.)
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