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To: DUMBGRUNT

To a monkey it’s got to be a pretty good gig. Spend countless hours a day foraging for food every day or pick coconuts and get as much food as you can eat...in safety.


23 posted on 07/04/2020 8:54:50 PM PDT by DouglasKC
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To: DouglasKC

Learned this in grade school. Monkeys don’t pick coconuts, they twirl them until the stem breaks and it falls to the ground.

They are paid with ice cold soda pop. Bet they eat better than in the wild, too.

They were also trained by the RAF in 1940. Their motto:

“You can teach...MONKEYS to fly better than that!!”


67 posted on 07/04/2020 11:15:28 PM PDT by elcid1970 ("Pres. Trump doesn't wear glasses. That's because he's got 2020.")
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