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Top-Rated Italian Bodyguard Hiluigi Clintonelli To Protect Ghislaine Maxwell
The Babylon Bee ^
| July 2, 2020
| Babylon Bee Staff
Posted on 07/02/2020 2:08:43 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin
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To: Diana in Wisconsin
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posted on
07/02/2020 2:11:52 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
To: Diana in Wisconsin
CLINTONelli? I smell a ‘Rat.
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posted on
07/02/2020 2:12:01 PM PDT
by
OrangeHoof
(Isaiah 5:20 "Woe to those who call evil good and good evil.")
To: Diana in Wisconsin
Hillary is going to call the suicide hotline to place an order. Bet it happens by the end of the weekend.
Another Clinton casualty.
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posted on
07/02/2020 2:12:37 PM PDT
by
Texas resident
(Remember in November)
To: Diana in Wisconsin
Following the arrest of Ghislaine Maxwell for sex abuse charges, the FBI is taking no chances in keeping her safe
That paragon of virtue, the FBI! Great satire!
To: OrangeHoof
Okay. Didn’t see the source. Tough being the Bee since you can’t be absurd enough for folks to think it’s satire.
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posted on
07/02/2020 2:12:59 PM PDT
by
OrangeHoof
(Isaiah 5:20 "Woe to those who call evil good and good evil.")
To: Diana in Wisconsin
The Mario Bros. are suspicious.
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posted on
07/02/2020 2:13:05 PM PDT
by
xp38
To: OrangeHoof
I smell a 🐝
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posted on
07/02/2020 2:13:47 PM PDT
by
mewzilla
(Break out the mustard seeds.)
To: Diana in Wisconsin
To: Diana in Wisconsin
I haven’t stopped giggling for an hour!
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posted on
07/02/2020 2:17:59 PM PDT
by
mfish13
(Elections have Consequences.)
To: Diana in Wisconsin
I will just say this now..Maxwell did NOT suicide herself, just putting that out there now, I give her 1 week before they find her hanging in her cell
To: Diana in Wisconsin
"the FBI is taking no chances in keeping her safe while she awaits trial." So...the FBI is tacitly admitting that they have NO agent in their ranks who could more than adequately protect this very valuable asset? Really?
Then what do We The People pay these pukes for?
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posted on
07/02/2020 2:21:45 PM PDT
by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(If liberals had a conscience, they would wouldn't be liberals.)
To: Diana in Wisconsin
Is it to early to order flowers for her funeral? Just wondering...
To: Diana in Wisconsin
DAMN! Babylon Bee. Got me again.
Well played sir. Well played.
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posted on
07/02/2020 2:24:54 PM PDT
by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(If liberals had a conscience, they would wouldn't be liberals.)
To: Bloody Sam Roberts
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posted on
07/02/2020 2:28:03 PM PDT
by
mewzilla
(Break out the mustard seeds.)
To: Diana in Wisconsin
The Clintons and the DNC wish to express their heartfelt sympathy and prayers for the passing of Ms. Maxwell on Friday 3 July 2020 due to her untimely suicide.
To: Diana in Wisconsin
Clintonelli?
Ya can’t make this -—t up!
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posted on
07/02/2020 2:38:28 PM PDT
by
Oldeconomybuyer
(The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.)
To: Texas resident
“....Hillary is going to call the suicide hotline to place an order. Bet it happens by the end of the weekend. Another Clinton casualty....”
IF she hasn’t already called it in.
Instead of locking her up in an undisclosed location, they’ll probably make it easy for the PIAPS and lock her up in the same cell that Epstein was in. NOTHING would surprise me with these azzholes.
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posted on
07/02/2020 2:52:23 PM PDT
by
lgjhn23
(Libs are a virus.....the DemoVirus!!)
To: Diana in Wisconsin
Babylon Bee fell down on the job. The article has no reference to Jeffrey Epstein. Some people may not make the connection.
To: Diana in Wisconsin
😂
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posted on
07/02/2020 3:02:56 PM PDT
by
Pajamajan
( Pray for our nation. Thank the Lord for everything you have. Don't wait. Do it today.)
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