Buy it from Dick’s Sporting Goods.
Dick’s does not sell them, because they are Dick’s...
Buy it from Dicks Sporting Goods.
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Threaten Dick’s with looting and arson if they don’t Give you one.
Yeah, I know. But I’ll bet Dick himself has a safe full, and mags (large), and ammo.
That’s not nice.
;-)
Are you serious????? They are dicks