[Veggie Todd]

He’s been on the ground and there’s no police who have come.

Of course, they haven't come. The Hood probably took a vow to not call police.

[Viking2002]

It’s like the beginning of that joke Jim Stafford would tell onstage: So, a fella called the cops and said, “I’d like to report a dead man on my porch.” The cop said, “How do you know he’s dead?” The fella sighed and said, “Well, he’s been laying out there for about a month.”