Officials seek owner of $190K worth of gold bars left on Swiss train

UPI ^ | June 15, 2020 / 2:04 PM | By Ben Hooper

[G Larry]

Likely still in my fanny pack.

[Track9]

I would think the owner is long since dead do in part to their own criminality and others being aware of the gold.

[TangoLimaSierra]

Must have been pretty small bars. That’s only about 7 lbs of gold.

[BradyLS]

There’s probably some flunky for the train company who could tell them everything about it, but won’t ask because free gold.

[AndyJackson]

It’s a trap. Don’t do it.

It's mine. It was payment rendered for selling a stash of nuclear material. Where do I collect?

[pointsal]

By any chance was Sandy Berger in the area at that time?

[Track9]

That’s only about 8.5 lbs. of gold.

[I want the USA back]

Oh, that’s where they are!

[AndyJackson]

You mean I’ve been had?

[nicollo]

That headline should read,

Officials seek ORIGINAL owner of $190K worth of gold bars left on Swiss train

[School of Rational Thought]

Is that where I left them. I have looking everywhere. I will be right over.

[Songcraft]

Okay, in the interest of full disclosure, I have to admit, it's hers.   (For more information, see this youtube video   >>===>   "She Got The Goldmine, I Got The Shaft".)

To return the gold, just send it all (via registered "Priority Mail") to this address:

Goldilocks
c/o Bubba "The Bear" Sweetflowers
(#1234567)
San Quentin Penitentiary
San Quentin, CA 94964

[Track9]

“ You mean I’ve been had?”
Only if you believe in socialism.