“hmmm..... locusts? floods?? fires? no, we tried that last year...
OH, I’ve got it!
an earthquake!!!!! We can manage that!”
I ran out of gas! I got a flat tire! I didn’t have change for cab fare! I lost my tux at the cleaners! I locked my keys in the car! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN’T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!