I ran out of gas! I got a flat tire! I didn’t have change for cab fare! I lost my tux at the cleaners! I locked my keys in the car! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN’T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!
great bit...before or after they went to see the penguin
Just watched that movie last night, it was great to see Ray Charles, Cab Calloway, Areatha Franklin, et al. Better than watching the news.