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Involuntarily celibate man, 23, accidentally amputated his own hand making a bomb to blow up hot cheerleaders
Daily Mail ^ | June 6, 2020 | Andrew Court

Posted on 06/06/2020 1:49:34 PM PDT by Teotwawki

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Seems to me that if someone is involuntarily celibate, then losing their hand (and several fingers on the other hand), they're pretty much out of options.
1 posted on 06/06/2020 1:49:34 PM PDT by Teotwawki
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To: Teotwawki
He is one sick puppy.
He needs Jesus.
2 posted on 06/06/2020 1:51:19 PM PDT by cloudmountain
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To: Teotwawki

you and he would be surprised at the number of ‘propositions’ this nut case receives from females, quite a few good looking ones.


3 posted on 06/06/2020 1:52:16 PM PDT by robowombat (Orthodox)
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Yep! He definitely needs a hand.....


4 posted on 06/06/2020 1:52:49 PM PDT by nevergore (I have a terrible rash on my covfefe....)
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To: Teotwawki

I had to see if this was the bee.
Now he’s going to get it against his will.


5 posted on 06/06/2020 1:53:40 PM PDT by Trillian
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Hand’s Off! Don’t Shoot!


6 posted on 06/06/2020 1:54:00 PM PDT by tinyowl (A is A)
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“ e is one sick puppy. He needs Jesus.”

personally I think he’s gonna need a hand (rimshot)
7 posted on 06/06/2020 1:54:16 PM PDT by The Louiswu (MAGAa)
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To: Teotwawki

So far so good, the explosives work!


8 posted on 06/06/2020 1:54:24 PM PDT by SaxxonWoods (Just sit in your house until the food stops coming and then starve. You'll be safe.)
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To: Teotwawki

Sometimes karma doesn’t wait for the next life.


9 posted on 06/06/2020 1:54:39 PM PDT by AnotherUnixGeek
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I went into this thinking it was another Florida Man story. Nope. Virginia.


10 posted on 06/06/2020 1:54:49 PM PDT by Southside_Chicago_Republican (The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.)
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Asked how his love life was going he replied, “I’m holding my own.”


11 posted on 06/06/2020 1:55:33 PM PDT by Ouchthatonehurt
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Well that just ruined his love life


12 posted on 06/06/2020 1:55:36 PM PDT by Trump.Deplorable
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Well that’s somewhat Freudian, or is it just me?


13 posted on 06/06/2020 1:56:43 PM PDT by GnuThere
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One less hand to sin with.


14 posted on 06/06/2020 1:58:08 PM PDT by windsorknot
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He couldn’t get hot cheerleaders so he had to settle for hot shrapnel.

A 23 year old planning any type of action on cheerleaders is disturbing by itself.


15 posted on 06/06/2020 1:58:39 PM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (Free the TVs!)
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what a schmooley!


16 posted on 06/06/2020 1:59:04 PM PDT by ronniesgal (so I wonder what his FR handle is???? and let's get back to living!!!)
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To: SaxxonWoods

When will Hot Cheerleaders stand up and declare, “Hot Cheerleader Lives Matter!”…’Ra, Ra’


17 posted on 06/06/2020 1:59:19 PM PDT by Ouchthatonehurt
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To: Teotwawki

Comments at the original article are funny too.


18 posted on 06/06/2020 2:00:39 PM PDT by Menehune56 ("Let them hate so long as they fear" (Oderint Dum Metuant), Lucius Accius (170 BC - 86 BC))
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19 posted on 06/06/2020 2:00:54 PM PDT by Kenny Bania (Ovaltine? Why not call it Roundtine?)
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To: Teotwawki

He survived the accident and his risk of going blind is much reduced.


20 posted on 06/06/2020 2:01:04 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy (If White Privilege is real, why did Elizabeth Warren lie about being an Indian?)
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