SCORECARD
Drama: 9.5
Originality: 3.09
Poise: 4.7
Difficulty: 2.7
Handicap: 11
Historical Accuracy: 7.3
Molecular weight: 1.008
Last 4 of social: 5377
Moose: 3.2
Squirrel: 4.1
Gore Snippy-ness Adjustment: 77
This poster is approved to move to the Opus round!
Scores may reflect Russian meddling. Epstein did not kill himself. Some scores may have been edited to protect younger or more sensitive readers.