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I have always wanted to learn how to yodel. Seriously.
Yoko Ono can teach you how to yodel.
Once you have mastered the technique, I have your back-up band lined up and ready to go.
I'll be your Colonel Parker. We can take this to the toppermost of the poppermost. The next Susan Boyle. I'm movivated.
The hardest part is listening to all the people tell you to shut up. you gotta find a valley to practice in. Little Old Lady Who?