“I’m sorry officer, I was afraid and it all happened so fast. He was wearing a black mask and these dorky sunglasses like my grandfather even stopped wearing. His forehead and hair plug implants looked like that candidate Joe Biden, vaguely.”
“He demanded I put all the money into his bag or he’d use that .45 he pointed at my face. It was horrible.”
Exactly what I was thinking. He just needs to be pointing a gun at the camera to complete the picture.