Posted on 05/22/2020 3:21:09 PM PDT by conservative98
Mayor Bill de Blasio said Friday that the Big Apple’s beaches will be open for Memorial Day weekend — but warned there won’t be a whole lot of fun in the sun allowed.
“You can walk on the beach. You can hang out on the beach, but do it in a manner that is consistent with everything we’ve been talking about,” de Blasio said.
“You go out for the amount of time you need, then you get back home.”
With no lifeguards on duty, de Blasio said, beachgoers can forget about one of the main attractions — hitting the waves.
“I’ve been really clear about the beaches — they are closed for swimming . . . People are not supposed to go to the beach to swim,” he said during his daily coronavirus briefing at City Hall.
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Typical confused leftist nitwit.
I knew there was a story about De Blasio visiting the gym and stumbled on this. lol
We no have fun in People’s Republic!
Behave or I’ll give you something to really cry about.
You get the tyranny you voted for, NY.
NYC can do so much better. They once proved this.
Reminds me of an old song:
Mother, May I Go Out to Swim (Bathing Song)
(Lester Keith)
A sweet little peach from Manhattan Beach
Was strolling upon the sand,
And met a young sport from jolly Newport
Who thought she was perfectly grand
She murmured to him, “I’d go take a swim,
But I am engaged to be wed,
Though it’s very warm, it’s very bad form.”
“Yours looks good to me,” he said
She answered right away, “To Ma I used to say”
cho: Mother may I go out to swim,
Yes my darling daughter,
Hang your clothes on a hickory limb,
But don’t go near the water.
You may look cute in your bathing suit,
But act just as you oughter,
Now and then you can flirt with the men,
But don’t go near the water.
Sung by Julian Eltinge of Cohan & Harris’ “Honey Boy” Minstrels
Copyright 1908.
http://sniff.numachi.com/pages/tiDARLDAUG.html
That one still makes me laugh .... just spit up my beer scrolling past it
Lock DaCommieo up.
“You go out for the amount of time you need, then you get back home.”
Sohhhhh, just like prison?
23 hours in our cells and 1 hour in the quad?
You can’t send us food too?
It is not an academic question anymore.
Can they send me a woman for conjugal visits?
“No more fun of any kind.”
or he’ll put you all on Double Secret Probation.
How absolutely 1930ish Germany of you...
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