Smart and funny Signs

eemail from a friend | 5/22/2020 | unknown

[sodpoodle]

Bad boy!!!

Also “ be certain with your curtain;)

[EQAndyBuzz]

At the Michael Jackson clothing store. Boys pants half off.

[DeplorableGirl]

Thank you for the humor!

[mabarker1]

+ If You want to help $20.00 Extra @ hour.

In My Automotive Shop I had a sign that said:

In God We trust, All others Pay Cash...

And inside a Restaurant called Montana Mining Company. The Decor was like an old Western Mine. At the Hostess Station was a sign saying:

Please keep Your Children contained. Containers available on Request.

Petunia the Masked Pig of Justice.
And Yes She can Fly !!!

[DeplorableGirl]

Pass Christian, MS
“Live, Boiled Crawfish”
Um...

[aquila48]

Bookmark

[Carriage Hill]

ATTENTION:
All unattended children will be sold to the circus.

[Vaduz]

Old joke in the 60’s

At a Used Car Dealership :We stand behind every car,it’s the only way we can get it off the lot.

[mabarker1]

}{€££ of a deal. Cash for Kids !!!

Petunia the Masked Pig of Justice.
And Yes She can Fly !!!

[foxfield]

Sign in seed store near Hanover, PA: “Unattended children will be given a cup of espresso and a free kitten.”

[Oatka]

There's a story behind this one:

Learned the hard way:

[Laslo Fripp]

Key West Florida, on a trash truck, back in the 60’s: WE CATER POLISH WEDDINGS

[HeadOn]

I’ve been in a couple of shops where they have this sign:

“All unattended children will be given a free kitten.”

[Sgt_Schultze]

On a Septic Tank Truck : Yesterday 's Meals on Wheels

I saw one that said: We're #1 in the #2 business

[TexasTransplant]

Local Septic truck in Black Block Letters, when you are behind him a a Stoplight “STOOL BUS”

[Carriage Hill]

We have a septic truck here with a painted back sign,
“Your shit is our bread & butter.”

[gogeo]

I saw one in a shop:

Labor $75/hr

If you watch: $95/hr

If you worked on it first: $115/hr.

[mabarker1]

That’s for sure. Had a guy call one day and ask about rebuilding his V-12 Jaguar Engine so I gave him an ESTIMATE between $xxxx.xx and $xxxxx.xx and he said that he would let Me know. A few weeks later I have a Wrecker pull up to the Shop and the Owner was behind it. As it’s being unloaded the guy starts telling Me how complicated the engine is. I said yes they are. Then he says some stuff is in the trunk and the rest is in the backseat !!! I looked at him and asked if he took it apart ? He said yes. I told him that it was going to cost WAY MORE !!! He says but You gave me a “Quote” !!! I said No Sir I gave you an ESTIMATE. Long story short the Wrecker Driver didn’t leave the Vehicle with me.

[gogeo]

Amen to that.

[wolfman]

On a septic truck:

20.000 pounds of VERY gross weight