Posted on 05/22/2020 12:28:05 AM PDT by knighthawk
ATLANTA, GA—Sitting at the governor's desk at the Georgia state capitol, Stacey Abrams told reporters she would step down from her governorship if asked to run for vice president.
"If Biden asks me to run, I'll need to focus on that full-time," she said. "As much as I love running this great state, if the country needs me, I'll be there."
A security guard patrolling the capitol building then entered the governor's office. "Come on, Stacey. Time to go. How many times do we have to have this talk?"
"Classic Greg," she said, laughing. "He's a real jokester. Anyway, yes, if Biden decides he is not a racist and wants me to run, I'll be there, giving my all to make sure we win the White House. It will be tough, but I know the people of Georgia will understand why I need to leave them for a while to save this country."
"But really, you can't be here," the security guard said uncomfortably. "Don't make me drag you out of here again."
Now, that is comedy.
Thank God this loon hasn’t stepped up.
“Away from me behemoth!” Al Bundy
She will not run, she will walk slowly!
Lol. We surely dodged a bullet here in Georgia.
LOL.
She’s got snakes in her head.
Got a realtime report about what Gillum is doing now?
His beloved wife and children musta been worried after they found him passed out, stark naked, with a gay escort hammering his butt.
Course if she gets the VP nod, she’ll have to step down from the governorship......
but the Panthers are gonna be missing the best tight end they ever had.
Seems for presidential-level politics, these are now major “accomplishments:”
<><> filing paperwork to register the name of a nonprofit group;
<><> naming yourself as sole check-casher;
<><> get hand-picked by identity-obsessed Democrats to give a speech on TV;
<><> dine on the cuisines of several countries for foreign policy experience;
<><> win a state-level seat in several races with no opponents;
<><> losing (I mean winning) a race for governor to a bigoted white man.
She can save the country by getting a job somewhere cleaning restrooms.
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