[Pollster1]

One might as well wear a bennie cap with a propeller on the top. They are just as effective and don’t look as stupid as the slave wear (masks)

If you really want to offend them (and many of them deserve to be offended), perhaps we should portray the masks as a modern version of the tinfoil hat:

[mumblypeg]

Heh. That gives me an idea.
How about a tinfoil hat with matching mask?
‘Course, the mask would need nose holes to breathe.
Ima go make a matching set right now! Can’t wait to try ‘em out at WalMart!