If you really want to offend them (and many of them deserve to be offended), perhaps we should portray the masks as a modern version of the tinfoil hat:
Just got back from Lowes ... about one third of the customers are wearing the stupid masks. I asked a store employee how they liked the masks ... he said I hate them. The store requires them to wear them. He also said that they don’t wear them out of the customers view. One might as well wear a bennie cap with a propeller on the top. They are just as effective and don’t look as stupid as the slave wear (masks)
If you really want to offend them (and many of them deserve to be offended), perhaps we should portray the masks as a modern version of the tinfoil hat: