This whole thing reminds me of when they taught us to “duck and cover” in the event of nuclear war, or global warming/cooling, or when they said LSD would alter your chromosomes and you’d have mutant babies.
I remember in school the nuclear drills, getting under the desks, thinking it wouldn’t do any good and wishing I had never been born because we were all going to die. Bet little kids are unduly frightened during this too.
They are very concerned about their safety, so concerned that they are also texting while driving while wearing a mask.
The EMT's responding to their vehicle crash will be impressed.