[tinyowl]

Drier At Home

[Candor7]

Anyone caught playing with themselves or with another will receive 20 lashes before the state mast, and pilloried in public for 3 days.

By executive order of Governess Gretchen Whitless .

[outofsalt]

Should their homes float off their foundations they will be in violation of the no boating rule and will be sunk and prosecuted.

[WhoisAlanGreenspan?]

Elected to fix the dam roads and later blessed with rock star executive powers over a dam virus, she now finds herself in charge of a bureaucracy that couldn't approve of a dam improvement plan in 10 years for a 20 year old dam.

After nine weeks of the stay home order she's allowed the UP and northern lower to open at 50% capacity, an area where probably deer car accidents caused more deaths than the virus. All you can say is dam!

During a self inflicted economic meltdown WJR's Frank Beckmann has been taken off air for calling her "Frau Witmer" and being a virus skeptic. Again all you can say is DAM!

Sure, Gretchen DAM Witmer for vice president, take her, please!