Oh, an easy one.
Because I'm someone who posts selfies and believes in an internet presence who speaks to him secret codes.
Got a little awkward grammatically there toward the end but I KNOW you know what I mean.
And the postscript you forgot to include. How does that someone know our national problems BETTER than somebody that doesn't do as I do.
You are miles behind, son.
Stick to the Biddie Board curly, every feast needs jester.