Scientists Found New Baldness Cure that Could Trigger Regrowth in Just 4 Months

Science Times ^ | May 19th, 2020 | Staff Reporter

[RoosterRedux]

I wonder what the side effects are. Perpetual nausea, blindness, genital shrinkage, heart palpitations, headaches, compulsive odd behavior in public, sniffing the hair of other men’s wives...

[SaxxonWoods]

Hurry please, I’m 71. It would be nice to be able to go outside without a hat for more than a few minutes. At my elevation the sun is strong.

[JayAr36]

I wonder what the side effects are. Perpetual nausea, blindness, genital shrinkage, heart palpitations, headaches, compulsive odd behavior in public, sniffing the hair of other men’s wives...and a compulsion to take HCQ.

[Libloather]

To be used in dry climates only...

[Darteaus94025]

Don’t spill it on your lap!

[Bob434]

[[Scientists Found New Baldness Cure that Could Trigger Regrowth in Just 4 Months]]

Is it Hydroxychloriquine? LOL

[Bob434]

well at least we’ll all die from the virus with a full head of hair

[Bob434]

[[What well it cost]]

$10,000 a treatment- 33 treatments needed

[[and how long does the effect last.]]

4 days tops

[Bob434]

LOL- good one

[dfwgator]

Sure, I'll share. Let me share this little tidbit with you. You guys are nuts. Attractive, virile, sexy? Women want you? For what? To check their make-up? But you human flashlights have really helped me. When I came here tonight, I thought I was bald. But looking at you 'guys, I realize two things. One, I really miss playing pool, and two, I'm not bald. Steve's not bald. You guys are bald. Really bald. Hundred watt, soft-white bald.

Steve, we should feel great, cause we got hair. And I'll tell you something else. If and when I do lose my hair, I still won't be sitting here with you. Cause I've got something at home that doesn't care what I look like. That accepts me for what I am, and is always there when I need it. My couch.

[Bob434]

could cause heart arrhythmia in people with heart conditions- Dr Fauci and Dr Birch and the MSM fully approves of it despite there being only anecdotal evidence that it works

[SunkenCiv]

Sadly, this came far too late for Curly.

[dfwgator]

Curly actually did have hair.

[Bonemaker]

Hillary and Pelosi are hoping for a product that stops hair growth...on their backs.

[zeugma]

they are still working out the correct dosage

Thread winner! LOL

[Songcraft]

These unpaid spokesmen (below) all heartily attest to efficacy of the product.

[GOPJ]

I’m not going to hold my breath...

[Boomer]

I’m freaking sold! When will it hit the market? I’m buying a truckload of the stuff

I've been hearing similar stories for decades but these products never make it to market. All hype; no action.

[stinkerpot65]

Same here. This would be important for younger people, though. That is a bigger deal.

[Old Yeller]

I’m freaking sold! When will it hit the market? I’m buying a truckload of the stuff

How big is your head?