[Rightwing Conspiratr1]

Just schiff on the sidewalk with the bums. No flush, no plume.

[DUMBGRUNT]

Just schiff on the sidewalk with the bums. No flush, no plume.

And when the city crew gets around to cleaning with the high-pressure washer???

That schiff will be all over.

[Songcraft]

"Just schiff on the sidewalk with the bums. No flush, no plume."

Just make sure you use the designated schiff targets, as laid out on the map...