[ConservativeStatement]

We called a meeting to say we shouldn't have so many meetings.

[Gay State Conservative]

Tall Deval will do everything within his power to hurt the President’s chances of reelection in November.

[treetopsandroofs]

Sooo, open up on Nov. 4, then, after the election?

On that date, should the demented pedophile rapist win, all Rat governors will decide that CV has mutated to no worse than the flu.

[surrey]

My husband’s good friend ,who is also his barber, called him this morning to schedule a haircut for May 20th. I told him not to count on it because I doubt barbershops and salons will be in the first phase. Exactly what constitutes a business that isn’t face to face?
My son works for a company that just moved into beautiful new office space in Boston. They have a 7 year lease but my son said they will pretty much stick with work at home. Despite the rent they still figure they’ll save money.

[Sicon]

"new normal"

GFY

[LostInBayport]

It took seventeen hand-picked people to come up with that multi-colored chart that explains nothing.

Welcome to Massachusetts.

[Kid Shelleen]

Howie Carr reported that Biden was calling him “Charlie Parker”.

[SkyPilot]

The final phase will be achieving what Baker called a “new normal.”

Now put on your mandatory choke collar and slave mask Comrade, or I will report you to the Contact Tracing Informers.

States Nearly Doubled Plans For Contact Tracers Since NPR Surveyed Them 10 Days Ago