There are no sharks in my bar.
Fyi, your comment reminds me of a guy from my college days/DAZE, who always wore a tiger shark’s tooth on a silver chain around his neck.
If asked about it, “Curt” always said that he wore it, “- - - to keep the sharks away”. - When people commented that there were NO sharks anywhere near Fayetteville, Arkansas, “Curt” always responded, “Works good, don’t it??”
Yours, TMN78247