Does Joe Biden’s Running Mate Really Have to Be a Woman?

NY Times ^ | 5/05/20 | Elizabeth Drew

[familyop]

Yes, and she should be a “strong” woman like Hillary...or better, yet, Maxine Waters.

[airborne]

Dude!

I resent your throwing lefties under the bus!

8^)

[RetiredTexasVet]

Could be Pete Buttguy who identifies and acts like a woman.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

They have to pander to 100 different tribes. It’s not easy threading that needle. You have to figure out which is the #1 tribe today and hope that they stay #1 through the election. But every one of the 100 is trying to claw their way up the pyramid.

[Viking2002]

Democrat Party 2020 Potential Running Mate Litmus Test

Black ✔

Lesbian✔

One-legged ✖

Pygmy, Dwarf, or Midget✔

Well, if you can settle for 3 out of four, Lori Lightfoot can carry the Chicongo precincts for you.....

[LouieFisk]

No problem. His VP can be any number of 57 genders at once - they are Democrats, after all.

[rfp1234]

Choose the person who played “It’s Pat”.

[cnsmom]

He is going to pick mayor Pete.

[learner]

Can we in Pa. donate our secretary oh healthid=OIP.m-0MEWFP2ayfj8Q7trBVWQEFDu&w=160&h=145&c=8&rs=1&qlt=80&pid=3.jpg

[Bon mots]

Well, he’s not gonna grope a man...

[tinyowl]

Makes the argument that "What’s so strange about the cascade of public advice that has been sent Mr. Biden’s way is that he’s particularly qualified to make his own decision."

Well ... if he's capable of making his own decision ... he made a decision ... so which is it? Because if that wasn't his decision, but was somebody else's, then clearly he's not capable of making his own decisions.

[SERKIT]

Apparently not if he is considering Floppy Mike Obama as Veep.

[Charles Henrickson]

Well, he’s not gonna grope a man...

Don't be so sure.

[COBOL2Java]

Does Joe Biden’s Running Mate Really Have to Be a Woman?

But of course. It's the hair thing...

Every morning in the Oval Office it will be the Veep's prime duty to let the Prez smell her hair.

[Deaf Smith]

By definition, witches are women.

[Jess Kitting]

Yes. He has already announced his criteria. The Veep must be:

Non-White
Non-male
Non-straight
Non-binary
Non-sensical

[MinorityRepublican]

I don’t know enough but Nikki Haley?

[euram]

maybe he should borrow Warren’s 9 year old trans person and let he she or it pick his VP.

[BwanaNdege]

Woman of Color, huh?

Rachel Dolezal!

Color?

How about her?

[ConservaTeen]

He needs one with a functional brain...

I forgot we are talking about Democrats, so functional brains is rare ..