I think patriots would do well to take whoopie cushions to every public speaking event Donna B is lyingly spewing at.
And at every sentence—let out loud farting sounds.
==========+=======
Fill up on chili beforehand and make it real. Sound AND fury! Bonus - you wouldn’t have to drag a cushion around.
LOL.
I’m usually less than happy with the sensations down there when farting after spicy chili.
True story (I set up my wife...)
Novelty store scene:
Cletus: Look honey, One of them there “whoopie cushions”.
Lurlene: So?
Cletus: They’re funny. Mebbe I’ll buy one.
Lulene: Trust me you don’t need one.
Cletus: I was thinking about tricking your mother with it but, she doesn’t need one either.
And that’s when we got tossed out of the store for fighting.