My milkshake brings all the hedgehogs to the yard?
Posted on 05/05/2020 6:03:57 PM PDT by nickcarraway
In America some cop would have just shot it.
Doesn’t look like Ron Jeremy...not that I would know.
Police Rescue Hedgehog With Head Stuck in Milkshake Cup
Now there’s a headline you don’t see every day.
A moniker that will stick always.
Poor little guy.
Winnie the Pooh syndrome strikes again.
This happens to my dachshund every once in a while. Pretty funny watching her.
If we shot litterbugs things like this wouldn’t happen. And while I’m not one hundred percent behind shooting litter bugs, I really like the idea of public floggings.
Who hasn’t had their head stuck in a milkshake cup?
Maybe the closest thing to a mask it could find
LOL
Police Rescue Hedgehog With Head Stuck in Milkshake Cup
Now there’s a headline you don’t see every day.
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I’m expecting the following headline in the future...
Police Rescue Joe Biden With Head Stuck in Milkshake Cup
Here ya go, Joe, fondle this—get in there and get a real good sniff—yeah, it’s a hedgehog, but, c’mon, man! it’s a FEMALE hedgehog—go ahead, nose right on in there; nobody will notice-—
Can’t do it in Germany, the Muslims are protected. They throw their trash where they want.
Too bad they can’t rescue most of those in the media who have their head stuck in their a$$.
I once found a kitten with his head stick in a 15 oz.empty cat food can. Fortunately, he couldn’t see me so I was able to grab him and ease his head out. He ran awsy after I freed it....but first he looked at me, shook his head...
I once did the same the same thing for a skunk that had its head stuck in a Yoplait cup.
A group of hedgehogs is usually called a herd, but also an array or a prickle. But they don’t come up much, since hedgehogs are solitary creatures who usually come together only to mate.
16 Fun Facts About Hedgehogs
https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/56004/16-fun-facts-about-hedgehogs
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