Wait until they all unionize grad students, student athletes, & adjuncts, etc! That will solve everything!
Best way to avoid that is to stop treating them like crap. Universities have this tendency to see a lot of people as cheap or free labor. have the grad students teach the classes, pay the adjuncts a couple hundred bucks per credit hour, and outlaw the athletes getting so much as a free burger from outside. Kick a dog often enough, they bite.