[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Because countries that are being invaded tend to keep their most precious treasures out where any British officer can just waltz in and put his profane hands all over it.

[Hulka]

Correct.

[who_would_fardels_bear]

The British officer was too late.

A Yeti had already forcibly taken it from the Ethiopians at the request of a leprechaun. The Yeti put it in a sled tied to a team of eight white unicorns. They flew off, their reins guided by the leprechaun, to the end of one particular rainbow.

That is where the Ark now sits waiting for the Apocalypse.